Coach Snoop's Blitz Bowl XLVII Preview
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Feb 24, 2024 22:35:56 GMT -5
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Post by Snoop Dogg on Feb 24, 2024 22:35:56 GMT -5
Well, well, well... the big game is here and in 60 minutes we will soon know which of these two teams will hoist the "Beargrowlz" trophy, have a victory parade and become immortalized in the RZB Hall of Champions. Imma break this shit down for ya proper like so let's get at it.
New York (15-3) vs Dallas (13-5) 
This game has all the makings of a classic as both teams cruised through the regular and postseason this year and have been on a direct pathway to this game. The Jets had the league's best regular season record as they went 13-3 en-route to the #1 seed to make it to the big game for the 6th time, having won three of the previous five appearances. The Cowboys have reached the bowl game for their 5th time, but have only one of those games. However, they did win the last time they made it back in 2058. The Jets are also recent bowl winners as they hoisted the BearGrowlz the year before in 2057.
The Cowboys are led by their longtime franchise QB Jalen Faria who, in the twilight of his career has posted three straight seasons of at least 50 TDs posting 52,52, and an impressive 60 TDs this year (falling one short of tying Steelers legend Owen Marincic. Faria comes into this game with his legacy on the line as he will join a very small list of QBs that won multiple bowls. His top target is WR Hunter Torres who has quickly become one of the leagues top WRs after coming to Dallas via trade with Buffalo.
Here is how the Cowboys performed this season:
On the other side of the field we have the New York J.E.T.S. JETS! JETS! JETS! who are coming off a dramatic win against my Steelers in the Conference Championship game. The Jets have 4th year QB Howard Mueller who in his first season as the starter threw for 37 TDs and 14 TDs for a 101.6 QRB. His favorite target is WR Jason Perez who handedly destroyed the Steelers last week.
This how the Jets performed this season:
Here are how these two teams matchup:
The Last Meeting: The Cowboys defeated the Jets 44-13 in week 16 of the 2059 season.
All-Time Series: The Jets hold the advantage in this series by a 7-6 margin.
Notable: Faria's 9 TDs this postseason in conjunction with the 60 he threw for in the regular season give him the record for overall TDs in a season and he can add to the 69 he already has. As I said earlier, this is a legacy game for Faria and anything less than a bowl win will be a major letdown for the Cowboys after such a memorable season.
Postseason Meetings:
None
Position Breakdown
QB-Edge Cowboys
RB-Edge Jets
WR-Edge Cowboys
TE-Push
OL-Edge Jets
DL-Edge Jets
LB-Edge Cowboys
DB-Edge Jets
ST-Edge Cowboys
GM-Edge Jets
Snoop's Prediction: Even thought they gave me shit for my picks last week, I'm taking Dem Boys to win their 2nd RZB Championship as they win by a score of 38-28.
Adam's Prediction: I think both teams have almost unstoppable offences when they start to tick. But i feel that the difference could be the togetherness (affinities) of the Jets. I expect to be decided in the last 10 minutes of the game, maybe even the last 5! I like the Jets to win by a score of 31-24.
