Post by Joel on Jan 3, 2019 18:42:38 GMT -5
*Discalimer* - This product is by no means a mock draft, nor is it a review. It is quite simply, which player in this draft has the biggest balls. Cough. Er. I mean, which player is the most talented (insert pitch inflation). Yes, which player will have the highest overall coming out of this draft. Enjoy this pure shite drabble.
1. Dalton Dunn WR. Him you say? Yes. Whats not to like, bar the fact that he's only 6% developed. Max bars, and is a sure fire 80+ rated WR. They shouldn't come around often, but hey ho, here is your second in two years. His balls may not be very large now, but give this boy 4 years, and he could very well have the plumpest of them all.
2. JT Briggs LG. Nah, you're having a laugh now. AM I? check the disclaimer. I think again, he is an 80+ guard, near enough a certainty, and the only thing bigger than this kids bollocks is his brain, with a Sol score of 47, you are probably better off hiring this guy to run your team.
3. Alexander Roberson QB. This QB will get you so many points, you wont even have to worry about the fact he cant do a 2 minute drill for the life of him (like really?! Perfect bars everywhere, and this BOI cant run a simple 2 min drill?!) I am predicting a second coming of Puzuilijipoioujoixzjoic (Houston QB), a 78-83 rated QB. This kid certainly has some nice spherically shaped globule testes.
4. JJ Hill QB. Yeah, another QB, how boring. Passes well, hits receivers, escapes blah blah fucking blah. He's very good ok. Whats he gonna be, probably between 75-80, I don't really know, I am not entirely sure what I am doing honestly. Does he have balls? yes, are they big? Probably, would you send nudes to get a QB this good? well, duuuuhhhhh.
5. Matthew Manning RB. UGHHHHH, yeah, he's good, very nice. Stud one would surely say. Look at Hopkins, he's that, see Aniston he's that. At least a 75 rated RB, that you could build a team around. Honestly, I am bored now, he has balls, large, yeah... Take him if you want to be a boring run down the middle, no turnover, safe, take a team to the bowl team. You wanna have fun though, go get Grayvil from the Cowboys.
Love Joel xoxox
1. Dalton Dunn WR. Him you say? Yes. Whats not to like, bar the fact that he's only 6% developed. Max bars, and is a sure fire 80+ rated WR. They shouldn't come around often, but hey ho, here is your second in two years. His balls may not be very large now, but give this boy 4 years, and he could very well have the plumpest of them all.
2. JT Briggs LG. Nah, you're having a laugh now. AM I? check the disclaimer. I think again, he is an 80+ guard, near enough a certainty, and the only thing bigger than this kids bollocks is his brain, with a Sol score of 47, you are probably better off hiring this guy to run your team.
3. Alexander Roberson QB. This QB will get you so many points, you wont even have to worry about the fact he cant do a 2 minute drill for the life of him (like really?! Perfect bars everywhere, and this BOI cant run a simple 2 min drill?!) I am predicting a second coming of Puzuilijipoioujoixzjoic (Houston QB), a 78-83 rated QB. This kid certainly has some nice spherically shaped globule testes.
4. JJ Hill QB. Yeah, another QB, how boring. Passes well, hits receivers, escapes blah blah fucking blah. He's very good ok. Whats he gonna be, probably between 75-80, I don't really know, I am not entirely sure what I am doing honestly. Does he have balls? yes, are they big? Probably, would you send nudes to get a QB this good? well, duuuuhhhhh.
5. Matthew Manning RB. UGHHHHH, yeah, he's good, very nice. Stud one would surely say. Look at Hopkins, he's that, see Aniston he's that. At least a 75 rated RB, that you could build a team around. Honestly, I am bored now, he has balls, large, yeah... Take him if you want to be a boring run down the middle, no turnover, safe, take a team to the bowl team. You wanna have fun though, go get Grayvil from the Cowboys.
Love Joel xoxox
and you know this WR is the shit, not even a bad combine, the bjump is bad, but that’s just returns. Bad strength, but I don’t think that has anything to do with the important WR bars.
